arianneapril:

iamqueenofthelesbians:

“On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date” - Martin

that one’s my favorite hahahahaha

Cutest thing ever.

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hisherylx:

Lmfao!

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the-absolute-funniest-posts:

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If you need to drink alcohol to have fun, you must be really freakin boring.

yaahtrickyaah:

People who act like alcohol is their life are so ugly and annoying

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the-absolute-funniest-posts:

Click here for the coolest blog you will EVER follow

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Anonymous asked: WILL YOU FUCK ME , WHEN IM HORNY?

If you’re Ian Somerhalder , ahaaa.

livinginaheartbeat:

flawless.

trixy:

i hate u all

LMAAAAO, oh fuck.

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